1. I like blackjack
2. My uncle/godfather is dying of cancer
3. My backyard fence is about to fall down
4. I don’t know if I want a husband or just a handyman
5. My blood freezes when I hear talk about layoffs at work
6. I’m tied to the past in a completely unhealthy way, but just don’t want to let go yet
7. “Grow your own damn spinach”
8. One of the women at work calls me shortcake, and I kind of love it
9. You can now use food stamp cards at a local farmers market
10. My tomato plants are dying.